Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Codeine: The Legal Opiate

I've been given medication before for a variety of things (surprisingly never for psychosis though), but this past week was the first time that I've been blessed with the godly tablets known as Tylenol 3. These things give me almost as big as high as weed does without turning me into a complete geek in the process. The only downside is that the "upper" effects only last like an hour compared to the "downer" effects (3-5 hours). I guess that's the price I have to pay to kill pain that no man should suffer. Ironically enough, I can't ingest any other drugs (such as alcohol or marijuana) because it could lead to an overdose of pain-killing drugs into my brain. I've been legally sober for about 10 days now, and I'm starting to recall the exact reason as to why I try to be as intoxicated as possible at all times...

Speaking of T3s, why is it so hard for the staff to figure out that I'm not being lazy or uncooperative; I'm sedated. Give me a friggin' break. Maybe there's a very important reason as to why I missed four school days, and if it wasn't for the fact that I intend to graduate this year, it would be at least seven as commanded by my team of socialist healthcare workers.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

RentaCops and Tazers

Since I have nothing else to write about, I'll just bitch about rentacops. Rentacops suck. They're losers. Why? Because they don't know anything about policing. They aren't even real security. They should not be armed with anything stronger than a baton and a radio.

However, it continues to amaze me of how many rentacops are still employed and use tazers on a constant basis. When I say "use tazers", I mean, use tazers to avoid taking down someone with your bare hands because you're lazy. Tazers are dangerous and should only be used to overpower someone who is overpowering you. Any cop, SPECIFICALLY RENTACOPS, who use tazers for ANY OTHER REASON should be shot with a tazer themselves.

I hate people who don't understand the term "less-than-lethal".

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Capitalism Sucks!

If only I had ten thousand dollars, life would be awesome. Unfortunately, I live in an illogical and elitist system where you can only make excessive money if you somehow exploit the oppertunity for it, which is extremely rare and usually organised by the elitists anyways.

If only I had grown up in Communist Russia. I would not know or care about the unnecessary value of money, and I would not have pathetic interest in material objects. This is the mortal curse that capitalism has given me, and with a great malice it has been.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Viruses, Geometric Sequences, and Logarithims, OH MY!

I just had three major tests in two days... or two and a half since I'm supposed to be doing a math midterm but my brain doesn't want to cooperate. I guess that's the price I pay for studying until 5:30AM for the biology test (which I think I did alright on).

I've noticed that lack of sleep makes school seem to drag on and at the end of the day, I feel like I just spent twelve hours doing shitty labour without the pay. However, if I want adequate sleep, I need to sacrifice any hope of studying and doing homework. Life sucks.

Friday, November 2, 2007

4// itchy. tasty

Zombies are awesome. In fact, I wish more people were zombies so I could battle them everyday (sorta like now, but with weapons instead of words). Alas, life has to be so freakin' dull and full of monotone morons.

I wish everyday was Hallowe'en too, because it's too much fun shooting air bombs at people to only do in one night. What this town needs is some anarchy and/or guerella warfare. That would make me happy and stuff.