Heavy metal is the greatest thing ever. Nothing else comes close (except for Stalin, because his mustache created heavy metal). All other music is for pussies; people of weak mind, body and spirit who cannot handle music in its most purist form. For those who bow down to the metal gods, their blood pumps with the divine music that only the strong can comprehend. Heavy metal is the closest thing to apotheosis that the common man can ever achieve. Here's a list of the greatest musical bands to ever exist (in no particular order)
- Iron Maiden
- Megadeth
- Slayer
- Black Sabbath
- Metallica
- Therion
- The Scorpions
Of course there's many more metal bands out there, but these are the bands who've influenced me the most. They take the concept of music to the extreme and inferior music bands cowered away from them (including those pussies known as "glam metal"). Heavy metal will forever run in my soul, and will bring me the power that I've earned!
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