As the joke goes, Putin and Medvedev go to a fancy restaurant to celebrate United Russia's newest electorial victory. Putin orders the steak, and the waiter asks "and what about vegitable?" Putin replys, "Oh, he'll have the steak too".
It is very true, the Russian people have spoken and United Russia has again slayed the "dragon" lead by western idealist radical Gary Kasparov (who, by the way, wasn't even Russian to begin with). Russians, and of course many unbiased people throughout the world, love Putin and the glory and power that he has brought back to the Motherland. In his honour, Putin did not change the Russian constitution for the ability to lead for a third term, but instead entrusted the reigns to his friend and vice-prime minister Dmitry Medvedev. In return for this act of generosity, it is guaranteed that Putin will alternatively take the prime minister position, for the happyness of Russian people, of course.
Hopefully Medvedev is up for the task of defending Russia from radical "colour revolutionists" in former Soviet Bloc states, Chinese expansion, and Western provocation. If not, he can always refer to advice from comrade Putin, who is only one chair away from his own.
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