Did I mention that I love zombies before? Oh yeah, I did. Well, since I don't feel like bitching about how the school administration is lead by a group of incompetent feminist assholes, I'll reiterate my point of why the living dead happen to be so awesome.
First off, they're the living dead. This means, above all else, that they are anti-human and therefore we have every right to fight them. Fighting zombies is the greatest thing ever, but I'll get into details later. Usually zombies are only dead humans, which can make them even comedic to some extent (original Dawn of the Dead), but it gets serious when the infection spreads or mutates to other organisms.
Secondly, when zombies spread, its time to whip out the old boomstick. The best, and most classic, zombie-killing gun is of course, the 12guage Remington M870 (featured on the right). This gun is responsible for blasting off more heads than Russian female snipers in WWII.
Though for the more tactical survivor, an M4 or AK-47 might be more adequate. While weaker, they provide more shots and have a much greater and accurate range. However, they can be quite rare if you don't happen to be in the proper "associations".
For the practical people out there, there's always handguns. Most popular and common are 9mms, such as the Beretta M9 or Glock 17. Though for tradition, some choose the .45cal Colt M1911. For power, there's always a wide selection of magnum revolvers out there, such as the .357 Colt Python or S&W .44.
Whatever the situation with zombies, the key is to keep your own head on and avoid any close confrontations with the numerous enemies. They may be slow and incredibly stupid, but never assume that you're always safe. They can retain previous skills and can even adapt if it is necessary. Arm yourself tight, and prepare for a war of attrition; as long as they can't feed on the living, then they will always be on the offensive.
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