Let's make this a double-feature!
First off, this grad portfolio is REALLY pissing me off. I just spent an hour writing in a bunch of stuff about my last job and the damn thing failed to save (meaning that it was lost forever). Really, why the hell should we even have to do one of these things? My cousin from Abottsford said that somebody complained about this a few years ago and they canned the portfolio. My English correspondance teacher didn't believe me when I told her that we still had to do it, and she noted that it's really only a burden on the teacher who has to mark it.
Hell, even previous grads, those who were supposed to get the super delux version of the portfolio symphathize with me rather than laugh at our misfortune. Why the hell isn't this thing optional? If it was optional, I probably would've knocked it off months ago just for something to do, but since it was pressured, I procrastinated and I need to get this fricken thing finished by Friday so I can shove my graduation credentials in Agar's smug face just so I can be blessed with the glory of being one of the few people actually setting up decorations (as opposed to standing around and fantasizing about everything that will NOT happen at grad itself). Sometimes I question the lengths I go through just to help my friends out. Hell, if I tell Agar to go screw himself, I could have at least an extra month to complete my English course and portfolio.
Isn't life just splendid?
Well, there's actually something that makes that question rhetorical. There's a new Indiana Jones movie coming out on the 22nd, and if you don't know, Indiana Jones is the epitome of any man alive (aside from Stalin, of course); He quests for humanity's greatest treasures, he hates Nazis, and most of all, he always gets the girl (unless she's a Nazi, like in the third movie). Although Indy is now old and will probably be killing Soviets by the dozen, it's still destined to awesomeness. I mean, c'mon, IT'S FREAKIN' INDIANA JONES!
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