Tuesday, April 1, 2008

One Rough Night

I'm just going to go out and say it: gin is fucking disgusting. The other night, a bottle of "tanqueray" is all that we could get our hands on. I thought it would be nice to sample an unfamilar spirit by a bush fire.

I was wrong.

I'm not entirely sure of what happened that night. I'm not sure of why I got drunk with only five or so shots of this crap (plus a few beers). I'm not sure of why I threw up everywhere. I'm not sure of why there was a bag of squished cookies in my pocket. What I am sure of is that if I ever taste ANYTHING remotely close to juniper barries again, I'll probably throw up some more on whoever is immediately standing in front of me.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Russia Lives On!


As the joke goes, Putin and Medvedev go to a fancy restaurant to celebrate United Russia's newest electorial victory. Putin orders the steak, and the waiter asks "and what about vegitable?" Putin replys, "Oh, he'll have the steak too".

It is very true, the Russian people have spoken and United Russia has again slayed the "dragon" lead by western idealist radical Gary Kasparov (who, by the way, wasn't even Russian to begin with). Russians, and of course many unbiased people throughout the world, love Putin and the glory and power that he has brought back to the Motherland. In his honour, Putin did not change the Russian constitution for the ability to lead for a third term, but instead entrusted the reigns to his friend and vice-prime minister Dmitry Medvedev. In return for this act of generosity, it is guaranteed that Putin will alternatively take the prime minister position, for the happyness of Russian people, of course.

Hopefully Medvedev is up for the task of defending Russia from radical "colour revolutionists" in former Soviet Bloc states, Chinese expansion, and Western provocation. If not, he can always refer to advice from comrade Putin, who is only one chair away from his own.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Back In Black

After five weeks of forced exile, I have formed compromise with my opposition to continue my education through my most minimal and acceptable level. I feel embarassed and even raped because of this grand farce that has been played on me. Through ignorance, they have taken almost everything meaningful to me at this time away; through arrogance, they tease and tempt me with the fantasy of regaining what is rightfully mine with pathetic intentions.

Five weeks I had spent, attempting to pull my life together from this unfair nightmare. Even after the truth and corresponding facts have presented themselves, they refuse to accept the great error that they've created. Instead, they have taken the opportunity to jump around their own "agreements" and "compromises" to simply override and ignore the evidence that rendered their previous arguments obselete. Without accepting responsibility, they drop all responsibility on me and since they control the strings, who is there to know the difference but I?

This entire mess has been created out of the irrational and unsubstantiated fear that they've created in my image. Facts have been twisted, fabricated or even made so vague to support their arguments without any of my consent and sometimes even knowledge. They've taken me away from my structure, my goals, and my friends simply because I do not follow after their conformist, government-loving modeling. In this democracy, the only logic is the logic chosen by the majority in a group; so far I am the only one who fully understands and supports my side, while the others continuously deteriorate my own freedoms for their own "comfort levels" while under the delusion that I accept what they are doing.

I will continue to fight this rail-roading manuever by those who have now become my only personal enemies. But at what levels would I even be heard without bias? At this level, would they even care about one students education? In the past, I made the choice to further trust the system, in hopes that it would not make another judgemental mistake based on bias and fabricated information. I have spent the last five weeks regretting that very decision, for the system has failed me a second time.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Insanity That Is Known As America

In the next few years, there will be a war. It will not just be a minor conflict, but a major battle for world dominance between the three superpowers and their proxies, the middlepowers. This war will be initiated by the one superpower that has everything to gain: America.

After 1997, a neoconservative group known as the "Program for a New American Century (PNAC)" was formed from foremost American elitists. During their meetings, they had planned the future events that would help guarentee American supremacy for the next 100 years. Their agenda included manipulating the American public and the international community through the media, including a fabricated attack on America itself to gain influence towards their goals. Now, it's become apparent that some of their agenda has actually been coordinated and carried out (Including the 9/11 attacks, and Afghan/Iraq invasions).

This organization is a very real; they are a group that will stop at nothing to ensure the future of their oppressive nation and in the end, deep bank accounts. Here are some key PNAC members:

Jeb Bush - Brother of President George W Bush, son of President George HW Bush
Scooter Libby - Assistant to Bush administration
John Bolton - Former ambassador to the UN, advocate extremist of "war on terrorism"
Donald Rumsfeld - Former Secretary of Defense
Paul Wolfowitz - Head of the World Bank (appointed by Bush admin)
Dick Cheney - Vice President

This is only a handful of the American extremists who seek to terrorize the world into creating a neo-American empire. More information can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNAC

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Ode to the T-90

The Russian T-90M MBT - The greatest tank of the fourth generation of modern weaponry. This was the pinnacle of Russian (and world) armour technology for almost 15 years since its entry into service in 1993. Here are some reasons why it kicks ass:





The T-90 is equipped with Kontakt-5 explosive-reactive armour. While this isn't the newest ERA, it can protect up to 30% of most western kenetic energy penetrators.









Also for defensive purposes is the ARENA active protection system. It is an automatic defensive system that can intercept, destroy, or interupt incoming ATGMs at a range of 25-50m.







One of the main features of the T-90 is its use of the 9M199M Refleks ATGM that can be fired through the 125mm gun as a follow-through if the main shell fails to destroy the enemy vehicle.

Other features include an autoloader for the 125mm gun, 12.7mm AA machine gun, 7.62 machine gun, ESSA thermal imaging equipment, time fuse for HE-FRAG ammo, anti-radar paint coating, welded turret, satallite navigation, and air conditioning.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Gulf of Tonkin

The US continues its desperate struggle to maintain its superpower status for the next 100 years (according to PNAC), and it continues to use manipulative tactics throughout the media to further its life and inevitable death as a nation. In almost every major conflict that involved Americans, the American government either conducted, fabricated, or allowed enemy attack on its own territory as a pretext for war. The most famous and official incident was the Gulf of Tonkin incident, where it was reported that communist Vietnamese naval forces sunk two American warships. This was the excuse for American intervention in Vietnam, and was recently confirmed as fabrication by American archives.

However, the American people are still ignorant to the facts. Most refuse to believe that 9/11 was an inside job, long since planned by American elitists with powerful government and economic positions. Oil is the new gold, and the US must secure oil sources to survive as a superpower (Russia produces its own oil, China depends on middle east). The US must battle for this oil because it has long since toyed and abused the people of the middle east, and has contibuted to the humilation of Palestine. The next phase of their plan is the invasion of Iran, and the most recent report was a video of "Iranian aggression towards US Navy". The Iranian government called it a fabrication, yet people still buy the ignorant shit of the American corporate government machine.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

HEAVY METAL IS BETTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE


Heavy metal is the greatest thing ever. Nothing else comes close (except for Stalin, because his mustache created heavy metal). All other music is for pussies; people of weak mind, body and spirit who cannot handle music in its most purist form. For those who bow down to the metal gods, their blood pumps with the divine music that only the strong can comprehend. Heavy metal is the closest thing to apotheosis that the common man can ever achieve. Here's a list of the greatest musical bands to ever exist (in no particular order)
  • Iron Maiden
  • Megadeth
  • Slayer
  • Black Sabbath
  • Metallica
  • Therion
  • The Scorpions

Of course there's many more metal bands out there, but these are the bands who've influenced me the most. They take the concept of music to the extreme and inferior music bands cowered away from them (including those pussies known as "glam metal"). Heavy metal will forever run in my soul, and will bring me the power that I've earned!